Way to turn that Nokia into a Nokilla!
You rise above the vulgar morass of this life and take flight with aesthetic beasts of myth and legend. You become... Unicorn Motorcycle Rider.
The Tiger Stone automatic bricklayer is what it is! Just dump bricks in the top end, and the machine automagically sorts them into a sweet street pattern. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the future we live in.
If I don't blast your face off with my gnarly klaxon, maybe the justice gun on the hood will. Rumor has it the engine doesn't sound like combustion, just Iron Maiden guitar riffs.
Side effects may include tetanus, bacterial infection and supercancerAIDS.
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