I knew that $9.99 A/C unit on eBay was too good to be true.
WELL HERE YA GO! THAT ENOUGH TP FOR YA?
This little guy had a life-threatening illness and needed his leg amputated. Luckily, the doctors at Washington State University's veterinarian school came up with a plan that even a 12-year-old tortoise's HMO covered.
What? Why? Stop. Just... stop.
Putting a bird on it is so January. Want whatever juices are inside? Just add a tap and screw!