urabi91's Mom Won't Be Able to Find that In Stock ANYWHERE By Now

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Mom: I wonder what I can get your Dad for Christmas. Me(being silly): Your Mother! Mom: He doesn't want THAT.
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Looks Like We're All Out of Stock on That One...

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atheism,mother,Parenting Fail,phone,religion,text
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This isn't My No-Tears Shampoo

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animated,brushing teeth,gifs,mother,spit,toothpaste
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Oh Mom, So Full of Lies

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Mom: Don't sleep with anyone. Me: I know, I know. Mom: No, I'm serious, they don't look that good naked. God didn't do a very good job when he put them together.
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Mom Had it Right From the Start

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fashion,mother,nostalgia,oh god why,Parenting Fail,rage comic
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At Which Point She Bought Tin Foil to Protect Her Brain Waves

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(My mom was talking to her self at the store) Me: Mom who are you talking too? Mom: Myself, I have to talk louder than the voices in my head.
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