Crawl Harder, You Can Make it Under There!

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Oh Mom, So Full of Lies

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Mom: Don't sleep with anyone. Me: I know, I know. Mom: No, I'm serious, they don't look that good naked. God didn't do a very good job when he put them together.
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Duly Noted and Quoted

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Mother: Don't quote what I say on facebook. Seriously, if you quote what I say you will sleep on the roof for three weeks. And you can quote me on that.
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Prank Your Mom Everyday, Get The Same Reaction Everyday

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Ahhhhh!!! Jesus!

I Will Gladly Oblige!

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Thanks, Mom

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