Diana's Mom had a Very Interesting New Year's Kiss

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Me: So Mom, whats your New Year's resoloution? Mom: (looks up slowly) New year..... New sexuality (goes back to TV)
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Oh Mom, So Full of Lies

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Mom: Don't sleep with anyone. Me: I know, I know. Mom: No, I'm serious, they don't look that good naked. God didn't do a very good job when he put them together.
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