Scumbag Siri

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First she uses difficult words, then she gets sarcastic when you try to learn what they mean.

Two-Timing Siri

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Dammit! And here I was thinking Siri was only talking dirty for me.

The Downside of Giving a Program a Personality

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To be fair, "effing prick" is also true for GLaDOS, HAL 9000, SHODAN, and Bender.

Not the Best Time for That, Siri

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This is actually part of controversy that's been ongoing for several days now. Some women's health advocates are claiming that Siri doesn't provide adequate information for abortion clinics and birth control, while Apple and its supporters claim that Siri's answers are not intentional but only a weaker aspect of its programming.

There are several ways to look at this issue (you could argue that it's important to provide full information on options for health services, or you could say that Siri's still in beta mode and can't be expected to cover everything yet), but since you're here to laugh, we'll defer to looking at it though the sweet satire-coated lens of Stephen Colbert.

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