Siri is a Jealous Companion

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She doesn't like it when you spend time with other women. Or anyone.

How Fascinating! Tell Me All About It

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How Fascinating! Tell Me All About It
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Whenever someone's having a heart attack, the first thing to do is hold an engrossing conversation with them. Act intensely interested in everything they say, because they're likely doing it for attention.

JUST KIDDING KIDS DON'T DO THIS CALL 911

Siri's Not Getting the Drift

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Siri's Not Getting the Drift
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She has snow idea what she's talking about