My Phone Is an Enabler

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The growing problem of meth abuse on Sesame Street is brought to them by the letters H, N, and Cl. Stay away from those letters, kids.

Siri, Engage "Whisper Sweet Nothings" Mode

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Siri Struggles with Sheilas

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Siri still hasn't got a good ear for the Australian accent.

Your Whimsy Only Gets You So Far, Zooey.

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Try using your giant eyes to see outside.

Then Why Didn't You Say Something Earlier?

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Been Meaning to Talk To You About That Actually

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I Don't Think That Should Be a Priority in Your Life

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Remember: She's just a phone.