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The recent episode of The Big Bang Theory where Raj falls for Siri was a deeply moving saga of passion and spiritual redemption when compared to that one story about the over-possessive undead.

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Whenever someone's having a heart attack, the first thing to do is hold an engrossing conversation with them. Act intensely interested in everything they say, because they're likely doing it for attention.

JUST KIDDING KIDS DON'T DO THIS CALL 911

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"Siri, you're telling all my friends to jump off a bridge. Should I jump off a bridge with them?"

"Yes."

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