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joke,scumbag siri,siri,why did the chicken cross the road
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First she uses difficult words, then she gets sarcastic when you try to learn what they mean.

men and women,relationships,siri,wolfram,women and men
Via: Sh*t That Siri Says
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There are several ways to interpret this answer. Choose your own adventure! Are you an optimist or a pessimist?

Optimist: You can't subtract a woman from a man, because without his woman, a man is nothing.

Pessimist: Men and women are incompatible, will never get along, and both are doomed to stunted and unfulfilled relationships.

Okay, both are kinda pessimistic, but one is much more so.

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By Unknown
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The next time someone tells you that you hurt their feelings, try responding the same way Siri did. I can guarantee that you'll get thrown to the ground, unless the person you're speaking to had bought you and you're valued at several hundred dollars. That's why Siri gets a free pass.

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