Siri, What Does it Say on My Wallet?

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It's just not the same without Samuel dropping some F-bombs.

This is a Serious Problem, Siri!

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siri,public toilets,AutocoWrecks
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Self-Destruct. Confirm.

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comic,job,pr0n,siri,work
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Can YOUR Personal Assistant Sing Pithy Moralizing Ditties?

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,oompa loompa,personal assistant,siri,Willy Wonka
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Burn Her!

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duck,monty python,Movie,siri,witch
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Siri Will Always Love Me

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forever alone,no-ones-calling,phone charging,siri
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Who Doesn't?

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tim cook,siri,crush,weird questions
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