Siri Struggles with Sheilas

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Siri Struggles with Sheilas
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Siri still hasn't got a good ear for the Australian accent.

THIS IS DISCRIMINATION

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THIS IS DISCRIMINATION
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Alright, so once we allow teh gays to marry, we need to put robots next on the checklist. We'll win this, state by state.

Does Not Compute

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Does Not Compute
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There are several ways to interpret this answer. Choose your own adventure! Are you an optimist or a pessimist?

Optimist: You can't subtract a woman from a man, because without his woman, a man is nothing.

Pessimist: Men and women are incompatible, will never get along, and both are doomed to stunted and unfulfilled relationships.

Okay, both are kinda pessimistic, but one is much more so.

Just a Little Too Helpful

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Just a Little Too Helpful
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"Siri, you're telling all my friends to jump off a bridge. Should I jump off a bridge with them?"

"Yes."