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sandwich siri - 5416333056
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Funny, the woman at Subway told me the same thing after I ordered my sandwich.

emergency health heart attack siri unhelpful - 5312206848
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Whenever someone's having a heart attack, the first thing to do is hold an engrossing conversation with them. Act intensely interested in everything they say, because they're likely doing it for attention.

JUST KIDDING KIDS DON'T DO THIS CALL 911

cold room temperature siri temperature weather - 5359554816
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HAHAHAHAHAoh wait it's freezing out and that's not funny.

Unless this is in Celsius, skeptical question mark?