Your Prince Won't Come That Way

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dating,fake,flirting,never happens,wrong number
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Then why is there a screenshot that clearly shows this conversation happening? It's almost as if someone faked it or something ...

All You Need Is E

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dating,e,grammar,grammar nazi,heart,love,relationships,spelling
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In how many song titles can we replace the word "love" with "E" and pretend it's about drugs? All I've got is "All You Need Is E," "The Power of E," and "It's Only E."

I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants

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ass,butt,dating,flirting,one liners,pants,relationships,softball,space
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Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

Don't Chase 'Em

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chasing,dating,flirting,rejection,wrong number
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Received a text from an unknown number.

As someone who just found out he got rejected, the sender took it like a champ. Still, if he's going to be so insistent on asking "whos this?" he shouldn't respond "WHOA dog don't TRIP c'mon man" when he's asked the same question.

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