Cutting the Red Wire

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Cutting the Red Wire
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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

Frequent But Normal

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Frequent But Normal
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I just hope your weird dreams about your sister aren't frequent...

When I'm Texting a Girl

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When I'm Texting a Girl
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After a certain length of time, my anxiety level reaches critical mass and I just give up and text her "lol nm ttyl" before jumping off a bridge.

Texting Signals

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Texting Signals
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Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.