Prepare for the Most Awkward Day Ever

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Prepare for the Most Awkward Day Ever
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THAT'S WHY YOU SAY THESE THINGS IN PERSON

NOT OVER YOUR EXPENSIVE TOY

ARE YOU MAD

Autocowrecks: Infinite Crazy

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Autocowrecks: Infinite Crazy
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This is only PART (!!!) of a string of texts from a young woman after only one (1!) date.

This Is Why We Never Sleep

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This Is Why We Never Sleep
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Yeah baby, I'll keep you up all night. With my lolspeak and my emoji.

"Emoji" does sound pretty dirty.