I Used to Never Sleep, But I Took a Girlfriend to My Sleep Schedule

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I Used to Never Sleep, But I Took a Girlfriend to My Sleep Schedule
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Kudos for getting a girlfriend who makes sure you're healthy and well-rested, especially since most people get less sleep after getting a girlfriend/boyfriend.

Meltdown in 3... 2... 1...

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Meltdown in 3... 2... 1...
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That's only one degree away from "Hi." with a period at the end. You're treading dangerous waters.