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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

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Today I learned that "foams" is slang for "shoes." I'm very white.

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At the very worst, they love each other equally. Unless s/he is talking about imaginary numbers. In which case their relationship brings a whole new meaning to the term "it's complicated."