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Make sure she's actually your girlfriend before you go bragging to all your exes about her.

There are so many things to discuss about this image, please choose from any number of them: 

• so many shampoo options
• why the tarp?
• are those cookies in the pudding
• are they vanilla wafer cookies?
• what does his tiny below-the-n*pple tattoo say?
• why is there a window on the shower's back wall?
• was the photo album title really neccessary?
• where do they even sell pert plus anymore?!

...I'm actually a Slitheen in a human suit.