Forever Alone

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Forever Alone
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And when you're ready to move to the next step after pillow pets...

autocowrecks - pillow date

Ain't That Some Sh*t

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Ain't That Some Sh*t
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It'd still be a fail even if s/he hadn't missed the "r" in "shirts." YES SMELLING OTHER PEOPLE'S SHIRTS IS CREEPY.

Grammarsexual

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Grammarsexual
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Don't forget the comma between "spelling" and "smart arse!" Or the incomplete ellipses after "arse!" Or the period between "spelling" and "what's!" And to capitalize "what's!" Or to end your sentences with a period or a question mark!