Maybe We're Both Stupid

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At the very worst, they love each other equally. Unless s/he is talking about imaginary numbers. In which case their relationship brings a whole new meaning to the term "it's complicated."

This Is Why We Never Sleep

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Yeah baby, I'll keep you up all night. With my lolspeak and my emoji.

"Emoji" does sound pretty dirty.