She's Just Playing Along

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dating,forever alone,good morning,mom,parenting,single
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This is only a step away from your mom tying a picture of Chris Pine to her face whenever you sit down for a family dinner.

Autocowrecks: If I Was a Girl...

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AutocoWrecks,booty call,carousel,dating,men and women,mobile phone,one night stand,relationships,Trolling Wrong Numbers,women and men,wrong number
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From the submitter:

I had a new phone number for several months, and it seemed to belong to a girl (probably hot). Then I received this.

Women attract, men mostly repel.

autocowrecks - men and women i'm h0rny

Implying He Can't Multitask

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I'm not sure the rage face in the fourth panel means what you think it means... unless I'm reading this story in completely the wrong way.

Spermnapping

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baby,conception,dating,fiancé,marriage,pregnancy,pregnant,relationships
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From the submitter:

So my fiance really wants to have a baby.

I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.