From the submitter:
This guy texted 9 girls at one time...not realizing they can all see it.
Well? Sometimes if I try really hard I can think of nine people at once. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WANTS BEFORE WE JUDGE HIM.
Not even the gentle, soothing humor of an autocowreck can mend the hole where his heart used to be.
Men! Good grammar is like fresh breath and a clean shirt! Never go without it when you're impressing the ladies. Also, it can lead to some confusion...
Yeah baby, I'll keep you up all night. With my lolspeak and my emoji.
"Emoji" does sound pretty dirty.