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The only way to find out what a woman wants is to send her pair of midgets bearing antique jewelry of malevolent power. Bitches love antique jewelry of malevolent power.

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Oh look, they're going to oil drilling. Must be between a couple BP employees.

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That's only one degree away from "Hi." with a period at the end. You're treading dangerous waters.

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