The Obamas Are All About Their Selfies

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

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McSoylent Green

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autocowrecks - burger king people

This Problem is Universal, Dammit

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Video Games Lower the Literacy Rate

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Go Sit in the Corner

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To be fair, I usually reach for my phone upon waking to turn off the alarm. Should I leave it going instead?

We Need to Square the Leap Year

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The non-existent boyfriend trend seems to be endemic of late.