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Yes, I need to keep my best friend from fourth-grade's number just in case I feel like talking to him for the first time in six years.

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In this version, Siri's much less patient with preening pre-teens.

(this version of Siri uses naughty language)

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Great, now I have no reason to read this biography at all.