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By Unknown
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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

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By Unknown
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APPLE FANBOY uses ANGRY BIRDS!

APPLE FANBOY uses FACEBOOK APP!

APPLE FANBOY uses iTUNES!

It's super effective!

iPHONE blacked out!

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By Unknown
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I can see how he thinks it's a fart, but to me it looks more like...

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