Texting is CONFUSING

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Drafting the perfect text message is a learned art form. Just remember, the more you write, the more likely you are to literally set the other person's phone on fire.

The Honest Forever Aloner

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Who Needs iPhones, Anyway?

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This is officially the most hipster phone I've seen since the landline handsets. It's to cell phones what vinyl is to music players. I want one.

I Think It's Safe To Say This Marriage is Over

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You Can Be Everyone's Girlfriend in Prison

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HOW IS THIS NOT ALREADY ILLEGAL

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A Good Day of Ice Cube Proportions

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My pager's STILL blowing up!