It's the Most Whimsical Twitter Account!

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It's the Most Whimsical Twitter Account!
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Not pictured: Zooey Deschanel asking Siri if she really can part her tomato soup like Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty.

What A Charming Offer...

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What A Charming Offer...
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From the submitter:

"From a 'charming' young man I went on one date with and did not sleep with. Be still my beating heart, I think I've found true love..."