"A little duct tape, zip ties and a coffee pot make the perfect web camera enclosure."
We couldn't agree more, noble kludger.
It is your fault for believing her.
If this was my neighbor, I would sign him up for enough junkmail to fill every drawer in that bin. That would make him feel good, right?
Submitter Scurvy says that this is how they fix holes that get punched in the drywall in the south.