Only saps think this wood work.
Hold the caulk. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Because duct tape is stronger than stone...
...or you could just relabel everything.
Franken-Vac™: A heavy-duty shop vac with a filter queen hose, combs and a healthy amount of duct tape. ^_^
If this was my neighbor, I would sign him up for enough junkmail to fill every drawer in that bin. That would make him feel good, right?