duct tape

"Got this car at an auction for 50 bucks. The solenoid was bad so, using items we found in the car, we made this. You turn the key, lower the arm onto a metal plate (the handle has rubber under the duct tape), and once the car turns over you lift the handle and you're good to go. The blue plastic is actually part of the interior of a different car that was in the back seat."

Well, look on the bright side: you totally got your money's worth!

And you can't blame the Libyans for this one, Doc Brown. I know they've been busy lately.

~NSHA

Warning, do not drive more than 0 miles on duct taped tires. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"A bike I bought. The previous owner left the parcel tape and hairy string under the seat - just in case!"

Tape is pretty clingy, but we just bond well, know what I mean?

It wasn't safe until they added the green tape.

Duct tape fixes all your problems, including your need for a costume. See other costume ideas and more at Cheezburger's Halloween site!