duct tape

The electrical wiring popped from the refuelling boom of your new Airbus A400M? Use some tape to stick it where it belongs! Just like the pros do!

They both squish things around back into shape very slowly.

Submitter Kevin says that if you have a gas leak, just wrap it in duct tape. It seemed to work fine for a plant in Michigan...

No matter what this does, I would constantly play with it. That's what I said. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If this was my neighbor, I would sign him up for enough junkmail to fill every drawer in that bin. That would make him feel good, right?

~NSHA

I requested pendant lights. He gave them to me.

Submitter Saddened Laptop Owner says their poor baby needed some reconstructive surgery after taking a tumble.