duct tape

User nja2890 wrecked their scooter in Grenada and demolished the front end. They don't drive a very common type of scooter; nobody had parts for it, so they improvised.

... the pillar or the guy who fixed them.

This looked a whole lot worse that he thought it did the next morning. ~NSHA

Lost the weights to your cuckoo clock? No worries! Duct tape fixes EVERYTHING!

"Sir, regular duct tape wasn't working, sir!"

"... Send in Big Bertha... God help us all..."

I just need to pull over on this dark road and check the batteries. Safety first!

~NSHA

Submitter Scurvy says that this is how they fix holes that get punched in the drywall in the south.

Really? You're going to waste perfectly good duct tape on a Daewoo?

Especially if I just reversed into another car, and couldn't find the key to the trunk. Which is where I keep my proof of insurance. ~Not-So-Handy Andy