duct tape

After all, you have to make sure your valuables are secure.

Quick, more duct tape!

Lost the weights to your cuckoo clock? No worries! Duct tape fixes EVERYTHING!

Apple! You're too fat! How many times have I told you to go on a low-energy diet? See what you're doing to the poor middle man?

~NSHA

Need to winterize your outdoor pipes? All you need is at home. Find a plastic cup, a rag and your best duct tape!

Also, gross. Could you have zoomed out a little more? Who are you, Anthony Weiner?

~NSHA

From the submitter:

I had a newborn calf break a leg after getting hung up in a ravine. The vet told me how to splint the leg with PVC pipe and duct tape.

Yes, that's a duct tape paw cast on that dog. What? Plaster not good enough for you?

This is what happens when you run over submitter Mary's mailbox. She makes a better one.