Hardware whizzing: sometimes it's less about MacGyver skills and more about your bank account.
Hey office lackeys, I can't seem to find the source for this rage comic. If anybody has a link, I'll see if I can allot some internets for you.
A reasonable way to complain about malfunctioning equipment.
For added effect, re-read while playing the Jaws soundtrack until the 9th panel. Then, after the 9th panel, play the soundtrack in reverse. Maybe a choir of angels for the last panel. Your call.
I can definitely see the mechanic and tradesman scenarios, but I've heard enough stories to know that WebMD has pretty much destroyed too many people's trust in a doctor's opinion.