For added effect, re-read while playing the Jaws soundtrack until the 9th panel. Then, after the 9th panel, play the soundtrack in reverse. Maybe a choir of angels for the last panel. Your call.
A reasonable way to complain about malfunctioning equipment.
How did it happen? Plugging the extension cord into itself created UNLIMITED ENERGY on an infinite loop. The cord sleeving couldn't contain the raw power. #trollscience
He should tell the guy to delete System32 to make his computer go faster.
I'll bet he let it slide and pretended his name was "Speaking." That's what I would've done. #awkward