Of all the blob-people, the Tech Support guy is the only one who's frowning when he's introduced. He can see it coming.
For added effect, re-read while playing the Jaws soundtrack until the 9th panel. Then, after the 9th panel, play the soundtrack in reverse. Maybe a choir of angels for the last panel. Your call.
They're like prison bars for your bandwidth!
They're going to think I'm an idiotic failure!!!
"It's like we're interns or something!"