comic

This is true for anyone who (a) has never learned to type, or (b) is eating a sandwich while using the computer.

~OLJ

Nepotism is like corporate inbreeding.

In another two years, I'll be telling the new guys "In my day, we didn't have these fancy rocket packs that let us fly to Venus and telecommute from Robo-Katherine Hepburn's Space Palace of Pleasure."

Two years! It'll happen!

~OLJ

Man, I had some mushrooms and I grew, like, 50 feet man. Not mentally or developmentally or anything like that. Physically. It was so real, man.

~Mario