Just make sure you pull out the right pen when you actually need to write something. Nothing's worse than handing something in to HR smelling like it came from a 1960s advertising agency.
That's what SHE said, amirite? Amirite?
holds hand up for high-five, is left hanging
Man, I had some mushrooms and I grew, like, 50 feet man. Not mentally or developmentally or anything like that. Physically. It was so real, man.
Here's a fun way to pass the remaining hours at work: see how many times you can remake this comic by changing the name of the company and their disingenuous use of asterisks!
I'll bet he let it slide and pretended his name was "Speaking." That's what I would've done. #awkward
If his headphones are in while you're serving him, then it's both.
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