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comic finger keyboard typing - 5217657600
Via canv.as
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This is true for anyone who (a) has never learned to type, or (b) is eating a sandwich while using the computer.

~OLJ

comic Savage Chickens water cooler weekend - 5122681856
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It's possible I exaggerate my weekend plans from time to time in order to make myself seem more exciting to coworkers. OKAY YOU GOT ME.

~OLJ

call center comic help desk - 4781511936
By Unknown
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http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/20/99b0db00-18dc-4a77-a2d3-e83f7d1b19a9.gif

boss comic delegate lazy Like a Boss meme rage comic - 5304805888
Via Reddit
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Much like in this comic, our friend Office Lackey Jack was recently promoted - and now delegates all of his work to me. Hopefully I'll be able to fill his shoes, even though I'm grossly under-qualified and made up half of the stuff on my resume for this job.

In other words, everything is as you'd expect here at Monday Through Friday!

Your new lackey,

Water Cooler Chris

(But no, seriously, I can totally program in C++ and have several years of experience in team management and group communication. Honest!)

batman comic dress dressing sayings - 5149094912
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Please, dressing for the job you want is how Batman became Batman. He dressed for the job, he drove the car for the job, and he gathered all the tools for the job, and poof! He's Batman! Take all that away and he'd be another CEO who inherited his job. /nerdrant

~Office Lackey Jack

cartoons comic crime jobs - 4997671936
By Unknown
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The only thing you can't be anymore is an astronaut (I know, I know, I've harped on that before, but some people had dreams as a kid), unless the Irish Mob is in some space race with the Russian Mafia that I don't know about.

~Office Lackey Jack