This is true for anyone who (a) has never learned to type, or (b) is eating a sandwich while using the computer.
Much like in this comic, our friend Office Lackey Jack was recently promoted - and now delegates all of his work to me. Hopefully I'll be able to fill his shoes, even though I'm grossly under-qualified and made up half of the stuff on my resume for this job.
In other words, everything is as you'd expect here at Monday Through Friday!
Your new lackey,
Water Cooler Chris
(But no, seriously, I can totally program in C++ and have several years of experience in team management and group communication. Honest!)
Please, dressing for the job you want is how Batman became Batman. He dressed for the job, he drove the car for the job, and he gathered all the tools for the job, and poof! He's Batman! Take all that away and he'd be another CEO who inherited his job. /nerdrant
~Office Lackey Jack