Of all the blob-people, the Tech Support guy is the only one who's frowning when he's introduced. He can see it coming.
Nepotism is like corporate inbreeding.
The only thing you can't be anymore is an astronaut (I know, I know, I've harped on that before, but some people had dreams as a kid), unless the Irish Mob is in some space race with the Russian Mafia that I don't know about.
~Office Lackey Jack
Here's a fun way to pass the remaining hours at work: see how many times you can remake this comic by changing the name of the company and their disingenuous use of asterisks!