Ancient Appliens

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But First, Make Sure to Update Logout and then Log Out of Logout to Properly Log Out

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Windows programs: Hit close, program takes eight minutes to close because of junk scripts and bad memory issues.

Apple programs: Well, just take a look above.

Linux programs: Search on various internet forums to figure out how to close a program for twenty minutes, at which point you realize you forgot to add the extra .dll which adds the logout shortcut. Once installed, closes perfectly every time.

Good Guy Microsoft

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The Motherboard Must Be Diamonds!

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After the last Apple comparison, I decided to compare Apple with the rig I'm buying soon. Not only does Apple use inferior parts, but they want to charge $3000 more just for the name! Hell, I bet they aren't even using a good power supply for their computer! (Mine is 700 watts.)

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MildlyAmused

Apple's Starting to Slack Off on Their PC Business

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By Zee Office Pseudo, Uncompensated Co-Manager when the Boss is Out
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Steve Jobs steps down... Apple PC business losing traction.

Nerdiest Protester Ever

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By Unknown
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