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... I shall fear no evil, because Apple Maps shows me all the convenient routes past the evil.

apple close computer exit logout program wait what yo dawg
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Windows programs: Hit close, program takes eight minutes to close because of junk scripts and bad memory issues.

Apple programs: Well, just take a look above.

Linux programs: Search on various internet forums to figure out how to close a program for twenty minutes, at which point you realize you forgot to add the extra .dll which adds the logout shortcut. Once installed, closes perfectly every time.

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Here is my handle, here is my 3-year extended warranty for only $299.99 extra.