You bring the Apple, they'll bring the broccoli.

A devious prankster posing as an Apple Store employee pretends to bring iPhone 5s to waiting customers... only to drop and break them.

... I shall fear no evil, because Apple Maps shows me all the convenient routes past the evil.

In the wake of plummeting share prices, revenue, and a long and costly patent lawsuit from NTP, Research In Motion (RIM) created a Youtube video thanking the developers they had previously partnered with for their longstanding loyalty. With Apple and Android platforms crushing the mobile market right now, you can't help but feel a little sad watching this video. Having your VP of developer relations making a video essentially telling customers to "stay tuned" and "keep being optimistic" doesn't exactly mean the company is doing too well...