If you bring your nice shiny iPad to a crowded outdoor concert like that, you deserve to have it sputtering and busted in a pool of stale beer before the day is over.
~Office Lackey Jack
Apple takes most of the flak for this marketing strategy, but the truth is that companies have been doing it practically since the concept of "companies" was invented. Economists even have a dedicated term for it.
Facebook: "The snitch."
Apple hereby reserves the right to patent everything ever. You're welcome for the Mars Rover, by the way...
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