If you bring your nice shiny iPad to a crowded outdoor concert like that, you deserve to have it sputtering and busted in a pool of stale beer before the day is over.
~Office Lackey Jack
Ha! What a dumb title! There's no way that could be true.
But I want to watch just to see how dumb it is...
Hmm, okay, that's a decent point... but it's just one decent point!
Huh, well that's... wait, really?
Seriously? This is... What? You've got to be kidding me...