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WARNING: Language and toxic levels of batty in this video. Also, unsurprisingly, the divorce papers were served shortly after this video was taken.

Via: CrowbCat
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Mario's good at a lot of things: Running, jumping, getting big, turning into a fire dude, being a doctor, plumbing, painting, and driving a go kart. 

One thing he's not particularly good at is being a real-live human being. 

YouTuber CrowbCat made a few modifications to the trailer for Super Mario Odyssey, the game that sticks Mario in a realistic urban setting, which only highlights how weird looking Mario really is. He did them one better, stucking a 6-foot tall Mario inside Grand Theft Auto, so you can see how gross it is for Mario to go to the strip club. Weird. 

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via CrowbCat

The idea of Mario, not only disrespecting Peach this way, but also engaging in any type of sexual situation makes me sick to my stomach. But aside from that, you can see Mario drive and explode in a helicopter, fall off a building, and meet a hail of gunfire at the hands of the Liberty City Police. 



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Via: Viral Videos
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Sigh

Guys, I don't know what to tell you. This baby, only 23-months old, is really good at free throws. He just tosses them off his upstairs landings and swish. Nothing but net. Gets buckets.

What can I do? Maybe make a shot underhand. That's a hard maybe. This baby can beat me at horse, and that's so sad. 

ref falls and gets up like a champ
Via: @brittsanders_
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When you’re hustling back and forth up and down the court like a true zebra, your feet are your best friend and your worst nightmare.

Twitter user Brittney Sanders caught, perhaps, the world’s greatest ref, who can a lickin' and keep on tickin’ and do so in style.

Watch the way he trips and spins and pops back into the game as if to say “I meant to do that.”

He’s amazing. Let us all strive to be the ref.

Via: The Slow Mo Guys
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There are few things cooler than slow motion. Well, maybe fast motion, like on Benny Hill.

Anyway, things moving in fast or slow mo always looks cool. Like, for instance, check out this video from the Slow Mo Guys. They filmed a hammer smashing a mirror at 120,000 frames per seconds, slowed it down, and lived in every moment. It’s really cool.

I wish I could be that cool. Unfortunately, I move like a normal person, how ever fast that is. Sigh. Life is bad.

To make it better, here's some fast motion:

Via: Иван Михайлович
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Please, tase me, bro?

Here's an insane video of two bald men playing with a taser. It seems they have finished eating dinner and decided that 10,000 volts of electricity pairs well with chicken, fish, or beef. 

Most would settle for a fine after-dinner cocktail or a nice port. These bald men like the smooth body of flavor that comes from the electric shock of a taser. Frankly, I wish I loved anything as much as these two shirtless men love tasing each other. 

woman trolls trump with little knit gloves
Via: @francesca_crit
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There’s really not much more to be said about this except that Elsie Hay Cook knows to troll in the most adorable and effective way possible.

Make the Addicted to Knitting Facebook Group Great Again? No, it’s always been great.

Mayhaps 2017's not going to be the shit-coated disasterpiece many of us unfortunately, collectively assumed it'd be. But if it is, let the cretins of this fair galaxy like Martin Shrekli quite literally eat shit.

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