Keep these crazy fiends off the streets! There would seem to be a recurrent, sexualized theme running rampant across these various achievements as well.
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When revenge in the context of getting back at a cheating SO that cruelly strayed off the path of promises, what comes to mind? I mean shit, we've seen all the extremes, thanks to the interwebs --- crazy Tinder takeovers, volatile public breakups (that live-tweet post yesterday for example), and then the occasional more fiery (or just literally) tale of a relationship otherwise up in flames. 
Well here, here we have pure stupidity or just blind rage-induced insanity. Yep, as if out of a movie, after discovering her husband had gone and cheated on her, Sandra Milena Almeida proceeded to prepare herself a pricey buffet of $100 bills, totaling $7K. Even worse it turns out that money was being saved up for a family vacation.
When she was inevitably rushed into the hospital, Juan Pablo Serrano, chief surgeon at the Santander University Hospital in Bucaramanga mistook her for a drug mule. Wow. The doctors went and surgically extracted 57 bills from her stomach and intestine, which means at least $1.3K is about to be deposited...in the toilet. Most expensive shit ever, man. Hope it was worth it. 
Just going to float this wild idea out there, but this guy might have some issues. His obsessive dedication to pestering his ex-girlfriend that likely grew tired of his seven kinds of craziness, with the SAME text every day for YEARS is so outlandish...beyond comprehension...cringeworthy, I'm almost impressed. Then again, you've gotta feel for his poor ex-girlfriend caught up in the predicament.
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Looks like someone found the last Venn diagram and decided to make his own version. Someone who hasn't had the best experiences with women.
Or...this is how you miss a layup after hitting a half-court shot.
What fresh hell is this? Sure, if that's actually her (and this isn't some perverse, bottom-feeding catfish at work) she clearly takes care of herself. And yeah, there's something to be said of the sexually fierce, if not experimental personalities when it comes to bedroom discourse; but bro, this is seven kinds of crazy, and outright ridiculous. The only reasonable course of action for our Tinder dude victim of the hour is to take his phone, toss it in the microwave, set to five minutes, and let it rip into a weird, fresh-fried memory of the past.
Comedian Shane Hoban has had better days. So was a former date who got a lot more than she bargained for after telling the Boston resident that she didn't wish to pursue a relationship with him. Her respectful text is honest and even generously nice. She even wishes him luck at his upcoming show. That kindness is met with alarming aggression, abusive language, and disturbing threats. Fortunately the internet has helped make sure Hoban gets what is coming to him.
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WARNING: Language and toxic levels of batty in this video. Also, unsurprisingly, the divorce papers were served shortly after this video was taken.
The dude clearly needs to tone it down a notch, and was clearly just a tad bit overstimulated to come across as clear and comprehensive (and sane) with his matches.
