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Love will make people pull some crazy shit, but honestly, some of these twisted tales fell so far outside the bounds of rationality they read more like intentionally emotionally-heightened, horror short story love saga segments. Also, if there's one thing we can all take away from these harrowing little tales, it's that it's worthwhile to change those locks during a breakup. Just do it.
Think it's fair to say that the ultimate end of their troubled marriage has been cemented. Apparently the husband here is a man of passion, easily given over to irrational whims. At least we all got an entertaining video out of the mix!
I try to sympathize with these kinds of stories, but I fail more often than not. With the sympathizing that is. What we have here is a violently obvious display of seven kinds of crazy lady, that did not approach the notoriously unpredictable dating app -- Tinder -- with realistic expectations. Life is messy. Shit happens. Things come up. People cancel. At least we can all rest assured that this poor dude dodged a bullet headed straight for his ass.
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God, next thing you know she'll be asking him to move to a room with a dehumidifier. Some people are so demanding.
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The original Reddit poster transcribed this Declaration of Neediness for all to read:
*1. No looking around.
*2. No sensitive topics (i.e girls)
*3. No phonecalls after 12
*4. No spending money
*5. Plan and organise days before playing xbox
*6. be over the top sweet all the time
*7. call when upset
*8. Tell me if you're going out
*9. Warn if boner (that's a little disturbing)
*10. Look away if girls are on the screen
*11. No aggression.
*12. No excuses
*13. No other websites
*14. Listen
*15. No looking at internet without her.
Not sure whether to laugh or to be afraid for this dude's life.
Or...this is how you miss a layup after hitting a half-court shot.
