Hate getting very little exercise but smelling horse farts? Then this is the vehicle for you!
It's a brilliant idea. Now all it needs is a name.
Fun Fact: No-So-Handy Andy was also born on the year of the Dragon.
If this is anything like my shower knob, 1 degree too far and I'll be blind. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
This defies just about every law of physics I can think of.