"I'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces."
"But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?"
This is our recycling bin. You have about 3 months of trash in there. Since we don't have a christmas tree and we had a huge pile of trash in the recycling bin we figured out it would make a neat tree!
Just because you're the landlord doesn't mean you have any idea what you're doing.
I can understand taking the headboard but was her robe really necessary?