Step 1: Find a Chainsaw

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Step 1: Find a Chainsaw
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By Warren Andrews
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Step 3: Profit.

After a Daring Escape, Extension Cord is Very Tired

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After a Daring Escape, Extension Cord is Very Tired
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I'd be tired too if I had squeeze through a hole that size too. (I swear that's not a penis joke)

~NSHA

I Need a Tortoise Sidekick

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By Unknown
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I really hope this is the newest fashion trend. They are much cuter than purses.

~NSHA

Fueled By Barry White

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Fueled By Barry White
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"It's a Small World" is perfect for heavy traffic. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Police Won't Find This Suspicious At All

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Police Won't Find This Suspicious At All
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Bomb? No, that's just a solar powered stopwatch attached to my dashboard. Actually, neither of those make much sense. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Like Some Sort of Double Unicycle

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Like Some Sort of Double Unicycle
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By Unknown
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It's a brilliant idea. Now all it needs is a name.

~NSHA