You figured out how to assemble all that, yet you still don't know which way to hold a camera. This can only end well.
Because you haven't put enough effort into your Christmas lights until your family is in danger.
I'm going to take a shot in the dark and guess that's exactly what you did.
We don't want you to freeze to death, but don't think that means we want you to be comfortable. Enjoy.
That banging sound? It's just my ummm, golf clubs rattling around. ~NSHA