From the submitter:
As the neighborhood kids played merrily on the swingsets below, Diane gleefully plotted her revenge for the time they egged her house on Halloween.
What a great outdoor above-ground pool! I know the perfect place for it.
~NSHA
From the submitter:
The frame of this truck was so rusted out that the owner stuck a 2X4 in there and screwed it into the rust using a bunch of keys as anchors...
It's not how big the voltage, it's the flurrent of the current. If you know what I'm sayin'.
~Not-So-Handy Andy