I think the next logical step is a pulled-tooth via skydiving.
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wife: Honey, I want a dual showerhead so we can shower together. husband: Well, I have been trying to use up every plumbing part I have. wife: Ooh, and I can use my hair net to stop the leak
As the neighborhood kids played merrily on the swingsets below, Diane gleefully plotted her revenge for the time they egged her house on Halloween.
Swiss man Pascal Prokop picked himself up a permit to install a wood-fired stove. And he installed it in his 1990 Volvo Station wagon. He did give any sort of reason for this, but one can assume it has something to do with his haircut.
What a great outdoor above-ground pool! I know the perfect place for it.
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