No need to be embarrassed, you'll perfect that wheelie technique eventually.
At the very least you're missing some quotation marks. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
From the submitter:
My neighbor's contraption to keep the rain off you when going into the basement
You want to charge $500 to fix that? I have $20. Do you what you can.
It's always easy to spot Mr. Freeze's camping spot.