Look, we all hate it when the guy at Jiffy Lube tells us our alignment is off, but maybe once in a while they aren't full of crap.
From the submitter:
Pulled up the the gas station in Leadington, MO next to this guy. Sadly enough, this was nothing out of the ordinary in this part of Missouri.
Oh, it's plugged in? Then it should be fine.
Faster! They're catching up!