To achieve his signature greasy hair look, Kurt Cobain used to wash his hair with a bar of soap. Maybe these people should give that a try.
Being on hold, as frustrating for doors as it is for humans.
It's also the only way to get air inside. Bullet-proof glass is intense.
Which one is the weakest link?
Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.