Stoopid Security Systems

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Stoopid Security Systems
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I think I got stupider just from looking at this.

A Metaphor for our Television Addiction

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A Metaphor for our Television Addiction
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From the submitter:

So I get up today and the kids are up before me watching TV. That's fine, it Sunday, got to sleep in, figured I go check my email and puts around online for a few. Later I go into the living room, to turn the TV so I can start watching Game highlights before the Super Bowl, but can not find the remote. I mean I searched everywhere. The usual places... In the couch cushions, under the couch, behind the couch and behind the TV.... nowhere to be found.

Strength In Number Twos

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Strength In Number Twos
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Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.

~NSHA

Rollin' on Pizza Boxes

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Rollin' on Pizza Boxes
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Put your cinder blocks away, those wheels aren't worth anything.

~NSHA