From the submitter
Just happy this isn't my car. It was actually being driven. The driver used a rope to keep the door closed while driving.
Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.
Don't worry guys:
I got this.
From the submitter:
It's actually a clever theft deterrent - it shows thieves you have nothing worth stealing.
Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack