Because Thieves Never Carry Tools

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And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA

Locked Tight

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You Don't Get Much More Secure Than This

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white trash repairs - You Don't Get Much More Secure Than This

Nothing Beats Paper, Good Ol' Paper

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Don't worry, the combination is written on it.

~NSHA

'Hoey' Is Serious About Chair Theft

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Industry Standard Padlock Test

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Car Parts Anti-Theft Protection

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Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack