Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt

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Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt
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Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

Strength In Number Twos

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Strength In Number Twos
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Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.

~NSHA

Making Secure Payments in Russia

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It's also the only way to get air inside. Bullet-proof glass is intense.

~NSHA

Security FAIL

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Security FAIL
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Putting the "style" in turnstile, amiryte?

Stoopid Security Systems

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Stoopid Security Systems
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I think I got stupider just from looking at this.