Car Parts Anti-Theft Protection

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Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

16-Bit Encrypted System

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Don't worry guys:

I got this.

Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt

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Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

I Was Gonna Steal This Bike

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But then I saw this and just gave up. No chance.

Much Better Than the Flimsy Chain it Came With

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No More Stolen Toilet Paper

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security,locks,there I fixed it,toilet paper
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Stoopid Security Systems

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door lock,lock,security,slide lock
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I think I got stupider just from looking at this.