Rollin' on Pizza Boxes

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Rollin' on Pizza Boxes
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Put your cinder blocks away, those wheels aren't worth anything.

~NSHA

Someday, Lock and Antenna Will Be Together

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Someday, Lock and Antenna Will Be Together
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I think the biggest kludge is the steering wheel on the other side. How does that happen???

~NSHA

Security is Tight!

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Security is Tight!
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There's no way anyone is getting in here. Don't even try.

Stoopid Security Systems

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Stoopid Security Systems
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I think I got stupider just from looking at this.

Insecurity Light

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Insecurity Light
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From the submitter:

It's actually a clever theft deterrent - it shows thieves you have nothing worth stealing.