He's Trying To Escape!

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cars,dual use,locked up,security,tape
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Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA

Strength In Number Twos

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bad puns,bathroom kludge,dual use,pencil,security
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Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.

~NSHA

Rollin' on Pizza Boxes

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cars,classy,dual use,security,wheels
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Put your cinder blocks away, those wheels aren't worth anything.

~NSHA

Making Secure Payments in Russia

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It's also the only way to get air inside. Bullet-proof glass is intense.

~NSHA

Stoopid Security Systems

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door lock,lock,security,slide lock
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I think I got stupider just from looking at this.

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