From the submitter
Just happy this isn't my car. It was actually being driven. The driver used a rope to keep the door closed while driving.
Nah, it's still more creepy than sad. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA
Nice windows! Wait a minute... something's not right here...
And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.