From the submitter:

So I get up today and the kids are up before me watching TV. That's fine, it Sunday, got to sleep in, figured I go check my email and puts around online for a few. Later I go into the living room, to turn the TV so I can start watching Game highlights before the Super Bowl, but can not find the remote. I mean I searched everywhere. The usual places... In the couch cushions, under the couch, behind the couch and behind the TV.... nowhere to be found.

Don't worry, the combination is written on it.

~NSHA

It's also the only way to get air inside. Bullet-proof glass is intense.

~NSHA

Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Being on hold, as frustrating for doors as it is for humans.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

To achieve his signature greasy hair look, Kurt Cobain used to wash his hair with a bar of soap. Maybe these people should give that a try.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

It's actually a clever theft deterrent - it shows thieves you have nothing worth stealing.