"Alright Man, Just Smash the Front Window and Grab the Goods!"

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"Alright Man, Just Smash the Front Window and Grab the Goods!"
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"Oh, wait a second dude, they've got the sticker." "Damn, bro! Another one?"

Post-Riot Security

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Post-Riot Security
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They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.

~NSHA

A Metaphor for our Television Addiction

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A Metaphor for our Television Addiction
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From the submitter:

So I get up today and the kids are up before me watching TV. That's fine, it Sunday, got to sleep in, figured I go check my email and puts around online for a few. Later I go into the living room, to turn the TV so I can start watching Game highlights before the Super Bowl, but can not find the remote. I mean I searched everywhere. The usual places... In the couch cushions, under the couch, behind the couch and behind the TV.... nowhere to be found.

Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt

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Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt
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Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA