Being on hold, as frustrating for doors as it is for humans.
Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.
They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.
Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.
Just remember your network key.
"Oh, wait a second dude, they've got the sticker."
"Damn, bro! Another one?"