He's Trying To Escape!

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cars,dual use,locked up,security,tape
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Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA

Stoopid Security Systems

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door lock,lock,security,slide lock
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I think I got stupider just from looking at this.

Rollin' on Pizza Boxes

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cars,classy,dual use,security,wheels
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Put your cinder blocks away, those wheels aren't worth anything.

~NSHA

It Feels Good To Be Needed

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door,dual use,phone,security
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Being on hold, as frustrating for doors as it is for humans.

~Not-So-Handy Andy