Too bad, you get this! Shut up and like it!

The desklap? The toptop?

Too bad her half doesn't have a hard drive!

Now I have the sudden urge to crack a beer and throw some meat on the grill. The server's hot enough to grill stuff on, right?

Computer battery broken? No problem! Just weld on a 12V boat battery. 70 pounds is a bit much for a "portable computer," but it's better than no computer at all!

Ghetto standing desk spotted at News International. Just don't let Health and Wellbeing find out! I wouldn't classify this as ergonomical. More ugh-onomical.