And just as they were programmed to do, all previous iPad versions shut down as soon as a new model was announced.
Having a cool computer was never this ergonomically friendly!
Just kidding, I got carpal tunnel syndrome just from looking at this.
How is going to be able to afford an iPhone 5 now? GET THIS MAN SOME HELP!
Hey, I'd like 512mb of RAM, a dual-core processor, extra fans and an SSD. Oh, and I want no GPU. And I mean no GPUs. You put a GPU on this thing and you're in big trouble, okay?! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
This Facebook browsing experience only cost him a grand!